(Source: spaceghostdepressed, via spaceghostzombie)

SORRY I COULDN’T BRAID YOUR HAIR, EMILY. NO OPPOSABLE THUMBS.
It’s okay, I like talking to you more than I like playing salon. You’re really smart, plus you ate Cindy Meyers for me.
SHE ASKED JIMMY TO THE DANCE WHEN SHE KNEW YOU LIKED HIM. I DID WHAT ANY FRIEND WOULD DO.
She was a total B-I-T-C-H.
THAT SPELLS BITCH!
I know. I’m really good at spelling. So is Jimmy.
YOU TWO ARE GOING TO BE SO HAPPY TOGETHER.
We are now that Cindy Meyers is gone.
wut.
(via rea-sunshine)
The old woman had me in tears… “WOW… eehhhhhYEEEEAAAHHH”
(Source: videohall, via zombies-ate-my-boyfriend)

Cackling uncontrollably, still. Half an hour later.
(Source: dietofstars, via mountaindoodoo)
(Source: ellieptical, via stepone)

“Wow Mr. Balloon, we’re going to have so much fun together.” POP “Hey, Mr. Balloon are you okay? Wha- what the, OHMYJESUSSWEETMOTHEROFGOD?!”
(Source: theamericankid, via sicksadlittleboy)